meladoodle:

*misses someone 5 mins after talking to them*

(via humoristics)

vertabre:

Simon says like me back

(via hotboyproblems)

lilythegr9:

“mommy, can I-“

“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”

(via hotboyproblems)

slydig:

why be rude when you can be nude 

(via humoristics)

wurnbo:

how to get out of bed

  • wake up
  • no
  • go back to sleep

(via humoristics)